Poo Poo Parenting Poems and Parodies for Perturbed Parents Sarah Jarman Books
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You need a licence to drive a car, training to cut hair, permission to travel, health and safety to cook food, but parenthood? That comes for free (or at the cost of a split condom at least). There is no training, you don’t need a licence and anyone can be a parent. From the second this tiny person is handed to you, you are alone. They are your responsibility, and your responsibility not to screw them up too. It is TERRIFYING…And wonderful…and altogether completely surreal.Here are the snippets of my version of motherhood. The panics, the drama, the passing thoughts, the poems (because sometimes there is no ‘normal’ way to talk about parenthood, so verse seems entirely appropriate). It is raw, but it is real. The parenting manuals don’t tell the whole truth. When your day has been exhausting, when you are close to tears, have been pooped on, or puked on, or haven’t even been able to leave the house, this is the book you need. For no other reason than to know you are not alone. I am right there beside you… and here is the proof..
Poo Poo Parenting Poems and Parodies for Perturbed Parents Sarah Jarman Books
I think it was Byorg who said after her first baby; "I used to think that everything was spiritual until I had my baby, it was then that I realized everything is physical". Sarah Jarman takes this realization to it's next level with tremendous whit, superb rhyme and fabulous insight. The descent to the nether regions of one's body and baby's body when children come along steer mum's life from a beautiful princess to a nurse, loo attendant and slightly deranged psychologist. And yet her grasp on the deep love for the children and their father and what it means to be a family comes through with every conclusion. Every mum and dad will relate to this happy and hilarious creation. Don't miss it.Product details
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I think it was Byorg who said after her first baby; "I used to think that everything was spiritual until I had my baby, it was then that I realized everything is physical". Sarah Jarman takes this realization to it's next level with tremendous whit, superb rhyme and fabulous insight. The descent to the nether regions of one's body and baby's body when children come along steer mum's life from a beautiful princess to a nurse, loo attendant and slightly deranged psychologist. And yet her grasp on the deep love for the children and their father and what it means to be a family comes through with every conclusion. Every mum and dad will relate to this happy and hilarious creation. Don't miss it.
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